safest of intros

[misswexler]

[Caroline is sitting on top of her trunk. She's got her new laptop, she's got her old luggage, she's squinting down the barrel of the shotgun. It may be pointing dangerously towards bystanders. The safety is off. She's fiddling with...things.

Beware.]

Hey, does anyone know how to use this thing?

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[ladycoderring]

[aljksdfasd]

Um. Very carefully?

[misswexler]

[ ........ ]

okay.

[ Give her a minute. She's digesting that. ]

[ladycoderring]

Yeah...

[misswexler]

....caaaaaaan you run down the list of Camp rules again for me.

[ladycoderring]

No sex, no electric slide, no sugar or umbrellas or flashlights...

[thinks]

Oh, and no Applebee's or Hitler. [...shrug] Don't ask me to explain.

[misswexler]

I'm going to make a wild and reckless supposition and say that no umbrellas does not mean no rain.

[ladycoderring]

It does not.

[misswexler]

And how does the weather behave around here? Tornadoes? Raining cats and dogs?

[she means that more or less literally]

[ladycoderring]

No tornadoes, as far as I'm aware. For a little while it was raining a lot, but things seem to be getting back to normal now.

[misswexler]

No raining down of fire from the heavens.

[ladycoderring]

I heard there was a rain of penises once, a while back. But no fire.

[misswexler]

So this is basically twelve grade boy's bathroom graffitti made a semi-sentient campground.

[ladycoderring]

Sometimes, yeah.

[misswexler]

Splendid. Sounds like a vacation to me. [ACID SARCASM

she hasn't had a lot of fun with that kind of humour]

[ladycoderring]

[same but, well... she doesn't want to completely discourage her or anything]

It's ridiculous and kind of annoying sometimes, I know. But not everything about this place is bad.

[misswexler]

I'll take your word for it. Is there anything to do around here, besides have the place inflicted on you?