safest of intros

Oct 31, 2011 11:27

[Caroline is sitting on top of her trunk. She's got her new laptop, she's got her old luggage, she's squinting down the barrel of the shotgun. It may be pointing dangerously towards bystanders. The safety is off. She's fiddling with...things.

Beware.]

Hey, does anyone know how to use this thing?

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ladycoderring October 31 2011, 21:43:23 UTC
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Um. Very carefully?

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ladycoderring November 1 2011, 04:47:50 UTC
...yeah. They're creepy, but you shouldn't let them make you feel unsafe. The most dangerous thing about them is probably their smell.

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misswexler November 1 2011, 04:57:33 UTC
Are they around the, uh, Hotel a lot?

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ladycoderring November 1 2011, 05:03:33 UTC
I'm not sure. I'm not around the Hotel a lot, so...

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misswexler November 1 2011, 05:26:17 UTC
Somebody told me that was the place to go if you needed a place to stay.

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ladycoderring November 1 2011, 05:29:01 UTC
It's probably as good a place to check as any. There are a lot of free beds around; you just have to ask around.

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misswexler November 1 2011, 05:32:21 UTC
Hmmmm....much single lodging?

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ladycoderring November 1 2011, 05:48:34 UTC
Not in the regular cabins at least. I'm not sure about the hotel or some of the other buildings.

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misswexler November 1 2011, 05:51:57 UTC
So camp doesn't have a helpful information booth with a map of the grounds and all pertinent information in a handy brochure?

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ladycoderring November 1 2011, 05:54:06 UTC
That would make things too easy.

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misswexler November 1 2011, 05:57:10 UTC
Living dead, people soup, no sex. And not even a map. Assholes.

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ladycoderring November 1 2011, 06:11:36 UTC
If it helps, the electric slide is banned too.

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misswexler November 1 2011, 06:21:47 UTC
How many people are actually inclined to do the Electric Slide around here?

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ladycoderring November 1 2011, 06:25:04 UTC
Not many, now.

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misswexler November 1 2011, 06:29:54 UTC
I have a question, and yet this sneaking feeling that I'll regret wanting to know the answer.

How, exactly, does camp stop people from doing the Electric Slide?

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ladycoderring November 1 2011, 06:35:17 UTC
Well, I'm not sure exactly, but I'm guessing it's similar to the way it stops people from having sex. If you try to do it, you... suddenly transform into a small animal or a doll or something.

I know that sounds completely ridiculous, but after spending a week as a Pomeranian, I can definitely vouch for it.

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