It was a graveyard smash!

[fuckyou_chorus]

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[burgercraving]

[sexy ... devil ...]

Did you get that out of your closet?

[burgercraving]

I died, okay?

[painintheneck]

When?

[burgercraving]

About a week ago. I'm only telling you so my question makes sense, okay? I don't need therapy or anything.

[painintheneck]

Then it's a good thing I never mentioned therapy, isn't it?

[burgercraving]

I'm just being clear.

[painintheneck]

[she looks like she might say something else, then changes her mind]

To become a vampire, a human has to be drained almost to the point of death. The maker has the human drink from them in return. Afterward, the maker buries him or herself in the ground with the human and waits for the progeny to rise up.

[burgercraving]

... And no more sunlight, right?

[painintheneck]

Among other things.

[burgercraving]

Like what?

[painintheneck]

Silver. Human food, obviously. You won't be able to enter a person's home without permission. That includes the cabins here, I've found.

[burgercraving]

I thought you liked being a vampire.

[painintheneck]

I do.

[burgercraving]

You aren't doing the creepy vampire movie thing and selling it to me with all these warnings, you know. I'm a little disappointed.

[painintheneck]

Oh, there are lots of wonderful things about being a vampire. Taking care of babies isn't one of them.

[burgercraving]

Uh, what?