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[skepticalities]

[The cornfields look a little different today. In fact, they're looking a bit festive today in that they are now corn mazes. If you enter, you may have a difficult time finding your way out. Was that scarecrow over there a moment ago? Or was it here? Dead ends litter the maze, often in the most frustrating manner possible. As you wander through,

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[nocturnemission]

Emaaaaa. Can you help me out? I'm all lost.

[theskyenceguy]

If I wasn't lost, do you think I'd still be here?!

[nocturnemission]

Well, there was always the chance you were just taking a stroll for exercise.

[theskyenceguy]

And the decaying body parts just add to the atmosphere.

[nocturnemission]

It's not like there many places you can get away from that sort of thing, anyway.

[theskyenceguy]

The point is, I wouldn't be in this stupid maze if I weren't trapped.

[nocturnemission]

Aw, man. I can't get out either. The Corridors of Darkness just keep dumping me out somewhere in all this corn.

[theskyenceguy]

Of course they're not going to let you cheat.

[nocturnemission]

But cheaters usually prosper!

[theskyenceguy]

No, cheaters go to prison. Forever.

[nocturnemission]

Only if it's illegal cheating! ...And they get caught!

[theskyenceguy]

Cheaters always get caught.

[nocturnemission]

No they don't. The best cheaters get away with all sorts of stuff.

[theskyenceguy]

Cheaters will always be cheaters.

[nocturnemission]

Yeah, probably. Why stop doing it if it works?