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[daddyderpest]

[Out in the cornfield is a set of uncomfortable-looking plastic chairs around a table and a sign stuck to a wooden post. The sign, written in blood, says:

CFUD PARENTS GROUP
ATTENDANCE IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]

Oh, how exciting!

Comments

[shigeharu]

[he looks like someone's child, not their parent...and yet here he is.]

[daddyderpest]

I must say, you seem rather young to be attending a parents' group.

[shigeharu]

I get that a lot.

[daddyderpest]

I suppose you must. If I may, how old are you?

[masterbaited]

[is looking VERY uncomfortable about being stuck in his chair right now]

[daddyderpest]

Hello!

[masterbaited]

. . . Hello.

[daddyderpest]

Are you a parent or one of those unlucky people that didn't mean to come here?

[pyrocalities]

...I'm pretty sure I don't fit the description here.

[daddyderpest]

How strange!

[pyrocalities]

It's not the strangest thing that's happened to me this week, but it's still on the list.

[daddyderpest]

I've hardly had anything strange at all happen to me this week! What was the strangest thing that happened to you?

[archaelologist]

Isn't this nice?

[daddyderpest]

I think it's a lovely idea.

[archaelologist]

I'm interested to see how many parents sre present in Camp.

[daddyderpest]

As am I! It should be fun to compare notes on these things.

[skepticalities]

- I think I'm in the wrong place.

[daddyderpest]

You and that other young man seem to be having the same problem.

[skepticalities]

The other-

[glances over, noticing him.]

. . . that happens to us occasionally.

[daddyderpest]

That must be disconcerting.