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[daddyderpest]

[Out in the cornfield is a set of uncomfortable-looking plastic chairs around a table and a sign stuck to a wooden post. The sign, written in blood, says:

CFUD PARENTS GROUP
ATTENDANCE IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]

Oh, how exciting!

Comments

[shigeharu]

[he looks like someone's child, not their parent...and yet here he is.]

[daddyderpest]

I must say, you seem rather young to be attending a parents' group.

[shigeharu]

I get that a lot.

[daddyderpest]

I suppose you must. If I may, how old are you?

[shigeharu]

Mm, just double whatever you were thinking and you're close enough.

[daddyderpest]

Really? Well, that sort of thing happens sometimes.

[shigeharu]

There's not much I can do about it, anyway.

[daddyderpest]

You should tell me about your children.

[shigeharu]

I just have one son. He should be...hm, six years old, now.

[daddyderpest]

They're very cute at that age! I remember when Yuuki was six years old. Oh, what a magical time that was!

[shigeharu]

Unfortunately, it's been a long time since I've been able to see him. The war means I'm away from home more often than not.

[daddyderpest]

It is horrible how our responsibilities take us away from the people we want to see. But of course, we can hardly neglect these things.

[shigeharu]

Precisely.