Trick or Treat

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, the mess hall has sprouted a porch -- all the better for trick-or-treaters -- and on this porch sits some statues. There is a fourth gargoyle as well, holding a candy-filled bowl in its outstretched hands]

(Taking a piece of candy could land you with a Trick-- either loss of sight, speech, or hearing -- or it may be a perfectly harmless

Comments

[watchmycannon]

Cleverly done.

[stillyouridol]

It's a lesson to stop going for all the terrible fattening sugar-laden foods, I suppose. Who takes candy from a random bowl anyway?

[watchmycannon]

Well, that's not a particular problem, being that sugar itself is banned, but yes-- it's not a terribly subtle approach to offering us terrible things, is it?

[stillyouridol]

Fake sugar isn't better -- I'm sure they're still bad for you.

[watchmycannon]

Mn, fair enough. I can't imagine what it must be made of.

[stillyouridol]

[nose wrinkle]

I don't want to know. I somehow doubt it's all-natural wholesome ingredients.

[watchmycannon]

I doubt that of any of Camp's offerings, to be honest.

[stillyouridol]

So I've heard and am beginning to assume.

[watchmycannon]

I'm sorry to say you rather get used to it.

[stillyouridol]

I refuse.