Trick or Treat

[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today, the mess hall has sprouted a porch -- all the better for trick-or-treaters -- and on this porch sits some statues. There is a fourth gargoyle as well, holding a candy-filled bowl in its outstretched hands]

(Taking a piece of candy could land you with a Trick-- either loss of sight, speech, or hearing -- or it may be a perfectly harmless

Comments

[pchaaair]

[Eyeing the bowl of candy. 8|a It sure looks delicious.]

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[acivilservant]

[Also eyeing]

It looks really good, huh?

[pchaaair]

i THINK SO,
aND, i THINK i WOULD LIKE TO EAT IT,

[acivilservant]

Haha, well, I'm not going to tell you you can't!

[servicewitha]

Hmm.

[takes a piece of candy and pops it in his mouth]

[watchmycannon]

[...watching]

Do you think that wise? It is rather the ultimate in taking candy from strangers of dubious intent, I'd think.

[servicewitha]

[tilts his head slightly, his lips quirking a bit]

[watchmycannon]

[...is not used to not being answered, when asking a question]

--Fuuma, was it not?

[certifiably]

You're sure eying that like you're dying to take some. Why not go for it?

[certifiably]

Hmmm~? But I wasn't the one standing here drooling over it!

[stardumbs]

This is suspicious.

[stillyouridol]

And tacky...

[stardumbs]

Exactly. Who would take anything from this?

[stillyouridol]

...I'm sure they're here. It's like people don't have any common sense anymore.

[pieta_au_lait]

[picks up a piece of candy, curious]

... it seems like a normal piece of candy.

[crowinginmyskin]

You shouldn't take candy from strangers, Captain! I've read that.

[pieta_au_lait]

Oh, Crow... do you think it's stranger-candy, then?

[crowinginmyskin]

Yeah, man, totally not safe at all.