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Oct 09, 2011 13:11

[ SUDDENLY: A large button appears on your chest.

ASK ME ABOUT MY ________ ]

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solipsismmortal October 9 2011, 20:45:27 UTC
[LATE-NIGHT ACTIVITIES]

Oh now that ain't even bein' subtle.

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solipsismmortal October 9 2011, 23:17:34 UTC
You think I haven't noticed that by this point?

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tickingtykebomb October 9 2011, 23:41:51 UTC
So it's not like it's gonna help. They'll just go back to being dickbags the second they come back.

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solipsismmortal October 9 2011, 23:46:53 UTC
[clucks his tongue]

That's amateurish thinkin'. You oughta know better than that.

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tickingtykebomb October 9 2011, 23:53:51 UTC
--do you make it bad enough the first time that they don't ever want to go through it again?

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solipsismmortal October 10 2011, 00:09:32 UTC
I make it a livin' nightmare.

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tickingtykebomb October 10 2011, 00:20:17 UTC
Whoa. Brutal.

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solipsismmortal October 10 2011, 00:35:01 UTC
[shrugs]

I can kill someone quick an' painless and that's that. But it's borin' that way, an' much more effective if I leave them barely alive in a state of the worst pain the human body can withstand. They'll never forget that as long as they live.

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fruitophile October 9 2011, 21:53:01 UTC
[LUST FOR 12 YEAR OLD BOYS]

It could be harmless. ♠

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solipsismmortal October 9 2011, 21:54:21 UTC
Could be. I could jus' be taking long walks at midnight.

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fruitophile October 9 2011, 21:56:00 UTC
Hmm. ♦

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solipsismmortal October 9 2011, 21:57:16 UTC
That's a very discernin' "hmmm", Lusty.

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fruitophile October 9 2011, 22:04:50 UTC
Maybe I believe you. ♣

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solipsismmortal October 9 2011, 22:13:11 UTC
Oh no, there's doubt.

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fruitophile October 9 2011, 22:15:17 UTC
That's normal when dealing with strangers. ♠

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solipsismmortal October 9 2011, 22:16:19 UTC
We may be strangers, but I already know more 'bout you than I wanted to.

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