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[fuckyou_chorus]

[ SUDDENLY: A large button appears on your chest.

ASK ME ABOUT MY ________ ]

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[pyrocalities]

[CRUSH ON MY TEAMMATE]

Really?

[rightclickgrave]

[ we match!! ]

[pyrocalities]

[somehow that doesn't make me feel any better]

[rightclickgrave]

[ there there ]

You look much more . . . scruffy, than I remember.

[putyaswordson]

[MAYONNAISE FETISH]

[x_autnihil]

What's a fetish?

[putyaswordson]

Something I don't have for mayonnaise! It's the best condiment ever created, making everything taste heavenly, but it's not to be perverted!

[x_autnihil]

Oh.

What does it taste like?

[toughcloaca]

[GENOPHAGE THAT NEARLY STERILIZED AN ENTIRE SPECIES]

[dont_ingest]

[DADDY SISTER DYING MOTHER FAMILY ISSUES]

So much for government secrets.

[toughcloaca]

Can't be helped now. Damage control.

[dont_ingest]

Well, at least there aren't any krogan around.

[mechabro]

[COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD]

[pinkaboveboard]

[SUPPRESSED INNER RAGE]

... Did you?

[mechabro]

... yeah. More or less.

[pinkaboveboard]

That is quite an achievement.

[butterflybuldge]

[ETERNAL FATAL ILLNESS]

[philipedia]

[TRIPLE DEATH]

Hello, Papillon.

[butterflybuldge]

Hello Philip. [ reaches out and curls one of Philip's flippy bangs along his finger ] I see camp has started a conversation topic for us. Tell me.

[philipedia]

[you just keep touching awkward borders here]

It is exactly as it says.