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[crisscrossing]

[TONIGHT, IN CAMP: have you ever stolen candy from the corner store? Cheated on a test? ... Stabbed someone? WELL. A short list of choice offenses appears to be hovering over your head -- here's hoping you have nothing to hide.]

BREAKING AND ENTERING
PROPERTY DAMAGE
DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST

WHAT, hey!

(( I'll be replying, but feel free to night-in-

Comments

[easybreezyidiot]

[ATTEMPTED MURDER | ASSAULT | THEFT | TRESPASSING | SPEAKING IN THE THIRD PERSON]

Whoops!

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O-or something.

[easybreezyidiot]

Breaking and entering, huh? I didn't think someone like you would be into that.

[crisscrossing]

It's--uhh, kind of part of the job sometimes.

[easybreezyidiot]

Oh, I know how that is!

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No offense but coming from a kid that's kind of super messed up.

[easybreezyidiot]

Why? You look like a kid.

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I'm an ADULT.

[easybreezyidiot]

Well, so am I!

[crisscrossing]

No, you're like--ten.

[easybreezyidiot]

I'm twelve, and where I'm from, the oldest people alive are fifteen. I say that makes me an adult.

[crisscrossing]

I say that makes you twelve.

[easybreezyidiot]

Sure, if you say so.

[runstowardsfire]

[Cannot actually be judgemental right now . . .]

[Godslaying
Threatening to turn people into amphibians
Actually turning people in amphibians
Petty theft]

[easybreezyidiot]

[THESE THINGS HAPPEN]

Whoa, you can do that? Turn people into things?

[runstowardsfire]

. . . Yes, but I shouldn't have done it.