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[crisscrossing]

[TONIGHT, IN CAMP: have you ever stolen candy from the corner store? Cheated on a test? ... Stabbed someone? WELL. A short list of choice offenses appears to be hovering over your head -- here's hoping you have nothing to hide.]

BREAKING AND ENTERING
PROPERTY DAMAGE
DESSERT FOR BREAKFAST

WHAT, hey!

(( I'll be replying, but feel free to night-in-

Comments

[fallsforyou]

[ ATTEMPTED BABYNAPPING ]

Uh.

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... Err! How'd that work out for you?

[fallsforyou]

I don't have a baby?

[crisscrossing]

I--nevermind.

[smoothcriminal]

MURDER
WHORING
ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION OF A ROYAL

. . .

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...

WHOA one of those is not like the others!

[smoothcriminal]

That's true . . .

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Is. Is there a story behind that, or--?

[floralingual]

[ oh boy. ]

SPREADING RUMORS
JUVENILE DELINQUENCY
TERRORISM

[ FRANTICALLY REACHING AND TRYING TO MAKE IT GO AWAY ]

[crisscrossing]

... Sooo anyway!

[floralingual]

It's not...it's not what it looks like...

[ except it totally is and he's about to cry ]

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NO, no, that's cool, I believe you!

[shigeharu]

[ DIRECTLY KILLING THOUSANDS
INDIRECTLY KILLING...A LOT, OKAY
TREASON WHILE CROSSDRESSING

...giving his list a dubious look.]

There was a war going on, you know.

[crisscrossing]

Jesus. Uh!

[shigeharu]

I'm not going to kill you.

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Nnnnot something I was worried about but awesome, thanks! Good to know.

[sadomasokillhim]

ATTEMPTED MURDER
STABBED PEOPLE
SHOT PEOPLE
PEED ON PEOPLE
NAPS ON DUTY
SADIST

Why is my bio data on my head?

[crisscrossing]

...

[sadomasokillhim]

Dessert for Breakfast sounds cool. I want that on mine too.

[crisscrossing]

Go for the gold!