4th wall continues. . . six feet under?

[fomicrymeariver]

[have you been ever been dead? killed anyone? thought about being dead or killing anyone? been near someone that is dead? seen dead people? raised the dead? been friends with someone who knew a dead guy? ... you get the point

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[loveshiswang]

Why is it so cold in here? At least the drinks are good...

[fomicrymeariver]

It's out of respect, I'd wager.

[loveshiswang]

[ sigh. ]

Why can't they respect my choice to wear my shirt open by making the room warmer?

[fomicrymeariver]

That's a very good question. Shall I pose it to our hosts?

[loveshiswang]

That depends. Are they just going to say something like "brains," and try to go after me?

[fomicrymeariver]

Nothing of the sort. They're all very sophisticated and extremely amiable, although I wouldn't be surprised if they took a little coldly to you now.

After all, it's rather rude of you to imply something like that--especially since such delicacies seem to be in such short supply as of late.

[loveshiswang]

Haha, are they?

Well, I know a perfect place for them to find some, if they really want them.

[fomicrymeariver]

[a zombie walks by and very audibly scoffs and stalks off, insulted]

Well, I suppose that I'll let the girls speak for themselves.

[loveshiswang]

They don't have to be that way...

[fomicrymeariver]

I've heard that supper and entertainment works much better than a straight proposal.

[loveshiswang]

What? Don't get the wrong idea, here.

[fomicrymeariver]

Oh, did I...? My apologies. Being a bachelor myself of this age makes me quite insensitive to these sorts of situations.

[loveshiswang]

Um.. Obviously.

[fomicrymeariver]

My, where are my manners. Hot chocolate?

[loveshiswang]

How kind of you...