4th wall continues. . . six feet under?

[fomicrymeariver]

[have you been ever been dead? killed anyone? thought about being dead or killing anyone? been near someone that is dead? seen dead people? raised the dead? been friends with someone who knew a dead guy? ... you get the point

Comments

[nocturnemission]

...This is a terrible place for a party.

[fomicrymeariver]

Hmm, I suppose. Would it help if you thought of it more as a casual gathering of like minds?

[nocturnemission]

How would that change the fact that I'm in a place for dead dudes?

[fomicrymeariver]

Perhaps you'd like to try some cake.

[bitchpowers]

What the fuck.

[fomicrymeariver]

Long Island Iced Tea?

[bitchpowers]

Sure. Maybe if I get hammered enough I'll wake up in a place that isn't from a B horror movie.

[fomicrymeariver]

[waving a zombie over with a pitcher. zombie proceeds to pour you a glass of refreshing drink]

Shall I fetch you an appropriate amount of water, as well? We wouldn't want to be hungover, even if we've managed to escape.

[the_neck_up]

I still... really hate zombies, you know.

[fomicrymeariver]

[a zombie lady has taken offence to your statement and has smashed her tray full of drinks into your chest]

Oh dear.

[the_neck_up]

My first day back and now this? Of course, something like it would happen...

[fomicrymeariver]

Please, allow me.

[feeling you up with a cloth]

[shigeharu]

[...raises one eyebrow, but takes one of those drinks anyway.]

[fomicrymeariver]

Ah, yes. The fresh lemonade. An excellent choice. Snickerdoodle?

[shigeharu]

Snickerwhat?

[fomicrymeariver]

A rather delicious sort of cookie. I've modified the recipe slightly in this one; I assure you in favour of the taste.

[was_no_miracle]

[linefacing forever]

[fomicrymeariver]

Perhaps the sullen young man would like a special brownie.

[was_no_miracle]

I think I would prefer a change of venue over chocolate. I have more respect for the dead than this.

[fomicrymeariver]

Mm, yes, I gather that most of us do, but such is not the workings of this place. Still, do try the brownie. It's made with love. ♥