4th wall continues. . . six feet under?

[fomicrymeariver]

[have you been ever been dead? killed anyone? thought about being dead or killing anyone? been near someone that is dead? seen dead people? raised the dead? been friends with someone who knew a dead guy? ... you get the point

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[fomicrymeariver]

[a zombie lady has taken offence to your statement and has smashed her tray full of drinks into your chest]

Oh dear.

[the_neck_up]

My first day back and now this? Of course, something like it would happen...

[fomicrymeariver]

Please, allow me.

[feeling you up with a cloth]

[the_neck_up]

I... am actually perfectly capable of doing that myself.

[fomicrymeariver]

My most sincere apologies, then.

[the_neck_up]

Why am I getting the feeling that you're not being entirely genuine...

[fomicrymeariver]

Oh, no. I assure you that I'm always 110% earnest in both my intentions and actions.

[the_neck_up]

You're an adult. There's a problem with your logic.

[fomicrymeariver]

Why, a child being unduly suspicious of his elders. That's rare.

[the_neck_up]

... Are you always this annoying while being earnest?

[fomicrymeariver]

Annoying? Why, I never. I'm hurt you would just express such a thing outright, and to such a fragile old man, as well.

[the_neck_up]

You're not fragile at all!

[fomicrymeariver]

[FAKE COUGHING FIT]