4th wall continues. . . six feet under?

[fomicrymeariver]

[have you been ever been dead? killed anyone? thought about being dead or killing anyone? been near someone that is dead? seen dead people? raised the dead? been friends with someone who knew a dead guy? ... you get the point

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[bitchpowers]

What the fuck.

[fomicrymeariver]

Long Island Iced Tea?

[bitchpowers]

Sure. Maybe if I get hammered enough I'll wake up in a place that isn't from a B horror movie.

[fomicrymeariver]

[waving a zombie over with a pitcher. zombie proceeds to pour you a glass of refreshing drink]

Shall I fetch you an appropriate amount of water, as well? We wouldn't want to be hungover, even if we've managed to escape.

[bitchpowers]

You're so thoughtful.

[fomicrymeariver]

Please, I don't do well with flattery. I'm simply looking out for the youngsters, as is my duty as an old man.

[bitchpowers]

Then fill 'er up, grandpa.

[fomicrymeariver]

Do try the crème brûlée as well. Hmm, I suppose it would be nice to have grandchildren.

[bitchpowers]

I couldn't handle them. They'll be so snotty and expect you to give them money.

[fomicrymeariver]

I've been told is the trick is to convince them that you in fact have none.

[bitchpowers]

I already do that with my boyfriends.

[fomicrymeariver]

It's certainly a lucrative set-up.

[bitchpowers]

If it works, it works.