4th wall continues. . . six feet under?

[fomicrymeariver]

[have you been ever been dead? killed anyone? thought about being dead or killing anyone? been near someone that is dead? seen dead people? raised the dead? been friends with someone who knew a dead guy? ... you get the point

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[nocturnemission]

...This is a terrible place for a party.

[fomicrymeariver]

Hmm, I suppose. Would it help if you thought of it more as a casual gathering of like minds?

[nocturnemission]

How would that change the fact that I'm in a place for dead dudes?

[fomicrymeariver]

Perhaps you'd like to try some cake.

[nocturnemission]

It's not some kind of weirdo death-cake, is it?

[fomicrymeariver]

Now, whereever would you get such a ludicrous idea?

[nocturnemission]

It just kind of came to me, you know? I'm an inspired sort of guy.

[fomicrymeariver]

Yes, yes. Quite the imagination you kids have these days. It's envious, really.

[nocturnemission]

Really? Maybe you just didn't watch enough TV as a kid.

[fomicrymeariver]

I suppose I really didn't. I never had much time for those sorts of joys as a child.

[nocturnemission]

Well, you could always try for a second childhood. All you really have to do is find a nice basement to live in.

[fomicrymeariver]

[looks around.]

Why, all I appear to be lacking is a stern parental figure.

[nocturnemission]

There's gotta be at least one counselor around who's mature enough for the job.

[fomicrymeariver]

Perhaps if I put out an advertisement. Help, help. I require an adult.

[nocturnemission]

That would probably work. You might be able to speed up the process by blowing a whistle or something, though.