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[computerjackoff]

[Today, near the Mess Hall, there are two preteens standing around. One of them is freaking out over a fallen zombie while the other waves people down.]

Brianna, I think I killed him!

He's already dead, Jack, don't worry about it. Hey, you! Yeah you. Got a place for us to stay?

((INTRO FOR JACK standard warnings apply. He and Brianna/The Breeze will

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[tickingtykebomb]

Where've you been sleeping, a cornfield?

[tickingtykebomb]

Hit Girl. Welcome to camp, Jack.

[computerjackoff]

Thanks, I guess. So what's your power?

[tickingtykebomb]

Being a self-trained badass. I don't have special powers like you and Brianna.

[computerjackoff]

Oh, like Batman. That's cool too.

[tickingtykebomb]

Yeah, it is.

[computerjackoff]

So you do the superhero thing too. What's there to save around here besides corn and zombies?

[tickingtykebomb]

People. In case you hadn't noticed, there's a lot of 'em running around.

[computerjackoff]

[looks at the people gathering around them...guess there are kind of a lot]

What's there to save them from?

[tickingtykebomb]

Monsters. Camp effects. Each other.

[computerjackoff]

Monsters and each other I get. But what are...camp effects?

[tickingtykebomb]

Shit like turning older or younger or into a puppy. They happen randomly.

[computerjackoff]

...Turning into a puppy.

[doubtful look]

[tickingtykebomb]

I can't make this stuff up. Ask Breeze, she'll back it up.

[computerjackoff]

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, since I've seen stuff almost as weird. I'd be interested to see it and figure out how it works.

[tickingtykebomb]

Good luck with that.