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[battingaverage]

[this dude in some sort of black and gold military garb is delicately plucking an ear off of a nail-studded baseball bat.

he looks like he feels much better.]

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[healingcock]

Oh good, you're back. Finish up and get in here.

[battingaverage]

--Excuse me, sir?

[healingcock]

[jerks his finger at the hospital doors]

Get in. I've got work for you.

[battingaverage]

I beg your pardon, sir, but you have mistaken me for someone else! I am not your begleiter! . . . What type of work is it? --I am Major Hyuuga's begleiter!

[healingcock]

Paperwork. One giant stack of paperwork.

[battingaverage]

--I do not even know where I am or who you are, you cannot expect me to finish your paperwork for you! You are a grown man and I would assume know better than I do what is required to complete your own forms!

[healingcock]

The hell you don't, stop acting like an idiot and get in here already.

[battingaverage]

Sir, with all due respect, I am quite sure I know better than you do what I do and do not know! You clearly have me mistaken for someone else! I have been told I have such a face! You are not the first! My apologies! Now, good day to you!

[healingcock]

You're Konatsu Warren, you've been here for like 3 years, you disappeared for a while but now you're back, and you have amnesia.

[battingaverage]

I, wha . . . wha . . .

What!?

[healingcock]

[smirks and saunters over to]

Welcome back to Camp, Konatsu. I missed you.

[battingaverage]

What camp--you are definitely mistaken! You are thinking of, surely, some other--three years would have had a very noticeable effect on my body and this is simply--I cannot have ended up in the machine that is absolutely ridiculous and how do you know my name!

[healingcock]

You know, I am actually kind of hurt that you forgot me. But I'm a forgiving guy, so I'll let all those years of tenderness and intimacy we shared together remain forever a memory.

Wouldn't want to burden you or anything.

[battingaverage]

[rty8uoiy7yui]

You are! What are you playing at?! I suggest you try harder!

[healingcock]

It's not a lie. Well, maybe an embellishment. But not as much as you'd suspect, really.

[battingaverage]

Sir. Please understand. Considering that I am being given the option of believing that I am either temporarily delusional or being tricked, or that I am just now arriving in a foreign country which I have lived in for three years and have completely forgotten, nor have I shown any physical effects of that time, nor can I remember the face of a man who claims to have been closely acquainted with me for said three years--

If you insist upon pretending to know me, the least you could do is pretend to know I am not an idiot!