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[battingaverage]

[this dude in some sort of black and gold military garb is delicately plucking an ear off of a nail-studded baseball bat.

he looks like he feels much better.]

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[comesquickly]

[IN COSTUME icon lies]

...So, uh, tell me that belonged to a zombie.

[battingaverage]

Ah-- [blinks] Is that what they are called? In any case, human ears do not come off nearly so easily. Yes, then.

[comesquickly]

Iiii'm guessing you're new, huh?

[battingaverage]

A visitor. I have no plans on becoming less new . . . but yes.

[derepathy]

... EW

[battingaverage]

Surely you had noticed them before now . . . I have arrived only an hour or so ago, and they are difficult to miss.

[derepathy]

I've been here two years YES I'VE NOTICED THEM, but I don't HIT THEM WITH NAILBATS. If you're going to hit things, go to the caves! At least those aren't SQUELCHY!

[battingaverage]

It is not as though I two years? Years?

[healingcock]

Oh good, you're back. Finish up and get in here.

[battingaverage]

--Excuse me, sir?

[healingcock]

[jerks his finger at the hospital doors]

Get in. I've got work for you.

[battingaverage]

I beg your pardon, sir, but you have mistaken me for someone else! I am not your begleiter! . . . What type of work is it? --I am Major Hyuuga's begleiter!

[formerbanchou]

You look a little too happy about that.

[battingaverage]

Honestly, I would call this merciful.

[formerbanchou]

How is beating up people merciful?!

[battingaverage]

I hesitate very much to call those people! I prefer to reserve that term for living beings who do not leave tooth marks on my scalp!

[blindstheworld]

[...that is certainly an ear. And also a military uniform]

Do you require assistance-?

[battingaverage]

Yes, I--

[wait

wait]

--Your . . . Your . . . Your Highness?

[blindstheworld]

[...there goes pretending to be incognito. OH WELL, Shuri probably would have ruined it]

Yes?

[battingaverage]

[ONE KNEE]

Your Highness! What are you doing here!