itp: good idea o'clock

[crisscrossing]

[This evening, by one of the barns: TWO MEN HERDING ROBOT COWS. Or, okay, some kid trying to herd robot cows while someone actually sensible stands back and watches.]

... Oh man, I wanna tip one. I know it's kind of a dick move but I'd fix it! And it's not like it'd hurt 'em, right?

(( eta hanna is slowing down and then disappearing! BE BACK

Comments

[velocivector]

You'd have better luck tipping a train car.

[crisscrossing]

Uh, no, those are huge.

[velocivector]

You're taking it too literally.

[points at the robot cow nearest him]

That thing weighs far too much for a normal human to tip over.

[crisscrossing]

Maybe its spindly legs will be its downfall!

[painintheneck]

Don't tell me this is what you do for fun.

[crisscrossing]

[... turns bright red]

N-not usually!

[painintheneck]

Oh, good. Cow tipping is very unsophisticated.

[crisscrossing]

It's a one time thing! Just, uh, you know. For curiosity's sake? Maybe?

[newfangled]

... It's a giant fucking robot.

[crisscrossing]

It's not that huge. Where's your sense of adventure, Connie!

[newfangled]

Do you even know how to think things through?

[crisscrossing]

... I'm gonna get a running start first.

[sadomastication]

[ i guess this is a moment of watching the watcher.

do you know where your paranoid creeperface psychotic brother is?

and i guess watching that kid herd cows. or something. ]

[crisscrossing]

[STUPID THINGS ARE HAPPENING]

[sadomastication]

How's that going for you.

[crisscrossing]

... It could be going better!

[ladycoderring]

That doesn't really sound very safe.

[ofhisword]

[from over by the barn:]

That would be because it isn't.

[ladycoderring]

Should we try to stop him then, or...?

[ofhisword]

[picking up a few rocks.]

It's best if he learns the hard way.