itp: good idea o'clock

Jul 23, 2011 19:21

[This evening, by one of the barns: TWO MEN HERDING ROBOT COWS. Or, okay, some kid trying to herd robot cows while someone actually sensible stands back and watches.]

... Oh man, I wanna tip one. I know it's kind of a dick move but I'd fix it! And it's not like it'd hurt 'em, right?

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newfangled July 24 2011, 00:45:55 UTC
... It's a giant fucking robot.

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crisscrossing July 24 2011, 00:48:32 UTC
It's not that huge. Where's your sense of adventure, Connie!

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newfangled July 24 2011, 00:49:17 UTC
Do you even know how to think things through?

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crisscrossing July 24 2011, 00:58:31 UTC
... I'm gonna get a running start first.

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newfangled July 24 2011, 00:59:36 UTC
Of course you don't. Why do I bother to fucking ask?

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crisscrossing July 24 2011, 01:02:17 UTC
Relax, it'll be fine!

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newfangled July 24 2011, 01:14:52 UTC
How much do you even weigh? Twenty pounds?

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crisscrossing July 24 2011, 01:18:07 UTC
... Like, 100? Maybe 110? I dunno, I don't have a scale.

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newfangled July 24 2011, 01:21:36 UTC
It was a rhetorical question.

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crisscrossing July 24 2011, 01:28:50 UTC
[BRB CHARGING AT THIS COW]

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newfangled July 24 2011, 01:41:14 UTC
[IF YOU END UP BACK IN THAT WHEELCHAIR YOU ARE SO BECOMING SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROBLEM]

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crisscrossing July 24 2011, 01:45:08 UTC
[bounces off cow

... dodges trampling

STANDS UP, VICTORIOUS]

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newfangled July 24 2011, 01:52:17 UTC
Are you fucking insane?!

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crisscrossing July 24 2011, 01:57:43 UTC
I think I almost had 'im!

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newfangled July 24 2011, 06:02:43 UTC
No, Hanna. You did not almost 'have him.' You weren't even close to 'having him.'

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crisscrossing July 24 2011, 07:01:44 UTC
That one was a joke.

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