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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers and counselors! Particularly you counselors, 'cause I sure did get that shipment in this morning! I spent aaaaall afternoon divvyin' it up for y'all and let me tell you, I sure am excited and hope to see y'all using this stuff

Comments

[actionpainting]

What am I supposed to do with this isopod.

[crisscrossing]

[look who is all better and has fixed all problems forever!!]

Whoa, what is that!

[actionpainting]

I think it's my new... pet? Assistant? Thing.

[crisscrossing]

... Can I hold it? Is that even possible? OH, man, do they bite?

[crisscrossing]

...

[newfangled]

[staring at the shirt]

[crisscrossing]

[tosses the book to the side]

That was one time!

[newfangled]

Really.

[dont_ingest]

[holding up a squirt gun]

. . . Is this a joke?

[toughcloaca]

Can't imagine squirting zombies, geth, Collectors or otherwise with water guns would be very effective.

[dont_ingest]

It's not even good for pistol-whipping.

[toughcloaca]

Have been here less time than you and know to not expect anything useful from camp itself.

[justwannahave]

*holding one Croc the way someone might hold a dead rat*

Aww, Camp--you shouldn't have.

[forcedtoplay]

Wow. That.

What is that?

[justwannahave]

Plastic shoes that no-one should be allowed to wear.

[forcedtoplay]

They're...interesting to say the least. What would you even wear them with?

[head_downstairs]

[Oh, look, stressballs with the vesalius kid face on it!

Squeezing one as hard as she can]

...

[nooneexpectsthe]

I don't think you're supposed to squeeze that hard!

[head_downstairs]

It's useless otherwise!

[nooneexpectsthe]

But then you won't get that much use out of it.