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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers and counselors! Particularly you counselors, 'cause I sure did get that shipment in this morning! I spent aaaaall afternoon divvyin' it up for y'all and let me tell you, I sure am excited and hope to see y'all using this stuff

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[dont_ingest]

[holding up a squirt gun]

. . . Is this a joke?

[toughcloaca]

Can't imagine squirting zombies, geth, Collectors or otherwise with water guns would be very effective.

[dont_ingest]

It's not even good for pistol-whipping.

[toughcloaca]

Have been here less time than you and know to not expect anything useful from camp itself.

[dont_ingest]

Well I suppose one could fight dehydration aggressively.

[toughcloaca]

Take that, Earth summer!

[ makes a gun with his fingers and "shoots" the sun ]

[dont_ingest]

[You are entirely too chipper, Professor.]

[guess who's big genius noggin is getting squirted right now]

[toughcloaca]

[ flails a bit ]

Rude! Cannot believe you would do that to an unarmed comrade!

[dont_ingest]

Whoops, I missed.

[toughcloaca]

Expected better aim than that.

[dont_ingest]

I should keep practicing, then.

[toughcloaca]

We both could use the practice.

[dont_ingest]

[tosses you a Flash Flood off one of the racks]

Alright then, Professor Solus.

[toughcloaca]

[ and then a salarian and turian ran around camp shooting water at each other.

YOU JEALOUS, SHEPARD? ]

[dont_ingest]

[ INSERT 'GETTING SHEPARD WET' JOKE HERE ]

[reach_within]

Okay, no. There are more important questions right now. Are there more?