Summer is hot -- go to the pool

[tinymanoncampus]

[It's approximately 9000 degrees outside, and two boys are talking at the pool. one from the water, and the other from behind his giant sunglasses, under an umbrella, outside of splash range]

I'm not complaining, but Kurt, if you didn't want to swim or expose your skin to the sun, why did you insist we spend the day at the pool?

I like to think

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[burgercraving]

Welcome.

[burgercraving]

I didn't think you'd demand it out of me.

[boxbythebed]

Whatever.

Anyways, if you're thinking of making a move, I would suggest doing it a time when your flaws aren't so obviously on display. In addition to the botched titty job, you might wanna try a face-lift, shoulder-reduction, and neck-lengthening.

Or, you know, put some clothes on. No one wants to see that shit.

[burgercraving]

You're the only one threatened with me like this.

[boxbythebed]

Yeah. "Threatened."

[burgercraving]

Seriously, what the fuck did I do now?

[boxbythebed]

Who said you did anything?

It was advice. Geez.

[burgercraving]

That "advice" is why I'm not telling you shit.

[boxbythebed]

I know who it is, anyways.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[boxbythebed]

If you're into girls and it's someone here, it's not that hard to figure out, genius.

[burgercraving]

... There are a few girls here.

[boxbythebed]

You only invited one of them to come live with us.

[burgercraving]

I'm not exactly ready for that kind of commitment.

[boxbythebed]

Am I right? I'm right, aren't I?

[burgercraving]

It's actually the hot redhead.