Summer is hot -- go to the pool

[tinymanoncampus]

[It's approximately 9000 degrees outside, and two boys are talking at the pool. one from the water, and the other from behind his giant sunglasses, under an umbrella, outside of splash range]

I'm not complaining, but Kurt, if you didn't want to swim or expose your skin to the sun, why did you insist we spend the day at the pool?

I like to think

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[barfintomyhat]

And before you get any ideas, I tried the fake tan approach last summer. It was a tremendous failure.

[tinymanoncampus]

Isn't that stuff basically spray paint? I don't think I'll be going in that direction any time soon.

[barfintomyhat]

Oh, it's not as simple as that. And it was for me. You don't need it.

[tinymanoncampus]

Neither do you. To be honest, I can't quite imagine you with a tan.

[burgercraving]

Don't tell me you're afraid of messing up your hair, Hummel.

[issssssssss wearing a red bikini with a towel in her hands and sunglasses resting on her head, for now]

[tinymanoncampus]

[from the pool]

Santana, hey! Get in here, Kurt keeps refusing.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, why not? And then we can plot dragging his ass in from the other side of the pool.

[tinymanoncampus]

I love it. With your help, we may actually succeed.

[bronevolence]

[who even knows where these green swim trunks came from? not the guy who's wearing them, that's for sure!]

I can't believe how hot it gets here.

[burgercraving]

And that's why it's hard out here in the midwest. Get in the pool so you can save drowning campers, Floaty. We needed a device like you.

[bronevolence]

I can keep myself from drowning, but I'm not so sure about anyone else.

[but yeah, sure. JUMPS IN.]

[burgercraving]

Don't doubt what you're capable of.

[ladycoderring]

[this pool is a little disappointing, but it's wet, so it'll do

P.S. in a nice one piece suit, setting down a towel and a few other things nearby]

[burgercraving]

... Hey.

[ladycoderring]

[...bikini]

Hi.

[burgercraving]

The water's safe, if you're wondering. That's what he's supposed to look like. A little like a little overgrown hobbit, but that's Blaine for you.

[skirtindanger]

[and so, with camp deciding someone needs to be more social today, suddenly there's a girl being dumped into the pool with a splash]

-- What the?! Why am I always being dropped in... the...

[and then there's the abject horror in realizing her books came with her too. floating in the water like they own the place.]

[burgercraving]

-Maka?

[skirtindanger]

[HOLD THAT THOUGHT FRANTICALLY TRYING TO GRAB THEM ALL]

[burgercraving]

Seriously?