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[tobethemiracle]

So, who here isn't a vampire, angel, werewolf or alien?

Lately, it feels like everyone I meet is one or more of those.

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[toughcloaca]

Everyone is an alien.

[crisscrossing]

True!

[toughcloaca]

But by being on Earth, understandably alien to the humans here. Always alien to some species.

[crisscrossing]

So it goes! But hey, that's kinda cool, right? You're special right off the bat here!

[toughcloaca]

Was special outside of camp. Genius. Contributed to... many things.

[crisscrossing]

Whoa. Like what?

[toughcloaca]

Former operative of salarian STG - Special Tasks Group. Several scientific papers, presentations... cured a plague. Also doctor, professor, master of xenobiology... also did some work in theatre. Completing suicide mission was most recent work.

[crisscrossing]

J-jeez. Err! How'd that work out for you?

[toughcloaca]

Well. Many galaxies and systems saved.

[crisscrossing]

Well yeah but--anyway whoa, heavy, let's try this again! I'm Hanna.

[toughcloaca]

Mordin Solus. Hello, Hanna.

[crisscrossing]

Nice to meet you! It kinda sounds like you're like a science-y jack of all trades, heh! What's your job here? ... Does it involve lasers?

[toughcloaca]

Inter-species Relations Consultant. Know a lot of medical things about various species, so makes sense. Prevent awkward and uncomfortable encounters between many combinations.

But could involve lasers, just not in this situation.

[crisscrossing]

Ooh. Lasers or not, I'm with you! I mean it's one thing to get stuck in a random camp full of weirdness, but it's another to get stuck in it with non-humany things you didn't even know existed. Yanno, from a "normal person" perspective. Which I... sorta don't have. But hypothetically! So yeah. Important job! You have your work cut out for you.

[toughcloaca]

Will do my best. Still getting acquainted with area, reading and hearing a lot of strange and bizarre things about it. Looking forward to picking apart the mysteries.

[crisscrossing]

A man after my own heart! Or, err. Alien?