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[tobethemiracle]

So, who here isn't a vampire, angel, werewolf or alien?

Lately, it feels like everyone I meet is one or more of those.

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[newfangled]

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[tobethemiracle]

You hadn't noticed?

[newfangled]

Don't you have anything better to do.

[tobethemiracle]

It's that or dwell on the fact that this time next year I could apply to be naturalised as a US citizen.

[bluetilator]

I am not any of those pathetic, disgusting creatures!

[tobethemiracle]

I'm not sure whether it's you or me who should be apologising.

[bluetilator]

I am not sorry for anything!

[tobethemiracle]

Really? Anything's a lot.

[flylittlepony]

I'm not.

[tobethemiracle]

That's okay, you're a pony and therefore better.

[flylittlepony]

Oh, ok.

[tobethemiracle]

How have you been? No-one's been giving you any trouble?

[kisswithamanus]

...

[tobethemiracle]

All right, which one are you?

[kisswithamanus]

It's none of your business. Why does it matter what other people are?

[tobethemiracle]

It doesn't. Though if you want to know, I'm both a wizard and alien, depending on where you're from.

[daddyderpest]

I don't feel we need to exclude anyone-- angels, werewolves and aliens? Really?

[tobethemiracle]

But not vampires?

[daddyderpest]

I am Head of Vampire Affairs! I hope all vampires feel very included by having such a person here for them.

[tobethemiracle]

...is that a university department or something?