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[tobethemiracle]

So, who here isn't a vampire, angel, werewolf or alien?

Lately, it feels like everyone I meet is one or more of those.

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[daddyderpest]

I don't feel we need to exclude anyone-- angels, werewolves and aliens? Really?

[tobethemiracle]

But not vampires?

[daddyderpest]

I am Head of Vampire Affairs! I hope all vampires feel very included by having such a person here for them.

[tobethemiracle]

...is that a university department or something?

[daddyderpest]

Not unless this is also a university.

[tobethemiracle]

...

Sometimes I wonder.

[daddyderpest]

Do you really? I must confess I find myself more confused by this place than I was three days ago.

[tobethemiracle]

So that's when you arrived?

[daddyderpest]

Yes. I was told this was to be a Vampire Outreach Programme. The shock hasn't quite worn off yet.

[tobethemiracle]

Well, there's a lot of vampires, so that's a start.

[daddyderpest]

What promising vampires they are, too.

[tobethemiracle]

In what way?

[daddyderpest]

They seem open and energetic and largely peaceful. I look forward to working with them.

[tobethemiracle]

I meant to ask - what are you planning on doing?

[daddyderpest]

I want everyone to learn to understand and accept each other. I'm thinking friendship evenings, trust exercises, uniforms...

[tobethemiracle]

..so like the X-Men.