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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[comesquickly]

[a yellow blur is suddenly a teenage superhero right next to you]

You okay?

[zerozerogrump]

[huh]

He's fine.

[comesquickly]

This is a pretty big hole.

[zerozerogrump]

He's a pretty stubborn guy.

[papillondejade]

I give it an eight out of ten! Do you need first aid, sir~?

[nosenolimits]

Aww, come'on. It's gotta be at least a nine.

[ignoring that question!!]

[papillondejade]

Nope! Minus points for alarming the populace ♪

[nosenolimits]

Aww, what're you talkin' about. They love me.

[skirtindanger]

... That'd almost be impressive if it didn't look so painful. Are you all right down there?

[nosenolimits]

Hey, I don't see you makin' any giant craters in your spare time.

[skirtindanger]

I prefer to leave that sort of thing to the experts.

[nosenolimits]

I guess I'm an expert, then.

[takeme2urpants]

[INVESTIGATING]

Are you injured?!

[nosenolimits]

I'm apparently hallucinating.

[takeme2urpants]

Depending on what you are hallucinating, I can assure you that you are quite fine.

[Looking him over for injuries]

[nosenolimits]

[what no what super no super backing up]

You, dude. Why am I even--nevermind.

[moondropkick]

--are you alright?

[nosenolimits]

[god why are all the hot girls here]

Yep.

[moondropkick]

[WHO KNOWS]

Not to be mean, but you smell kind of ... flammable.

[nosenolimits]

... would you be willing to accept tacos as an answer?