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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[nosenolimits]

[TOTALLY OKAY.]

[except for the part where he's giving off sparks?]

Caaaan I help you?

[nosenolimits]

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Don't ask stupid questions.

[self_insert]

--Are you okay?!

[nosenolimits]

[collapsed on his ass like an idiot]

Probably!

[self_insert]

Uh, can I give you hand?

[nosenolimits]

Nah. I think I got it.

[actionpainting]

What the hell?!

[crisscrossing]

[sliding down into the crater is an awesome idea y/y]

[actionpainting]

[Y]

And just when I thought I'd never miss the hazmat suit... --Hanna, wait up! [followinggg]

[crisscrossing]

Ffff, how hard did he fall? Christ.

[pieta_au_lait]

[... holds out her arm]

[nosenolimits]

[w-why are you in my crater. DOES NOT TAKE HER HAND]

Uh. Hey. What are you doing.

[pieta_au_lait]

[still holding it out]

Can you stand?

[nosenolimits]

[NO.]

Yeah, I can. [see totally walking]

[ofhisword]

[oh hey, blood.]

[I MEAN. investigating. quietly.]

[nosenolimits]

[I FIGHT EVIL. I CAN SENSE YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE.]

Dude. You snoop around people's craters like that all the time?

[ofhisword]

Generally speaking, the sudden appearance of a crater is never particularly a good sign. One would be foolish to not investigate in some manner.

[nosenolimits]

What the fuck did you j...

... Are you for real?