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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[papillondejade]

I give it an eight out of ten! Do you need first aid, sir~?

[nosenolimits]

Aww, come'on. It's gotta be at least a nine.

[ignoring that question!!]

[papillondejade]

Nope! Minus points for alarming the populace ♪

[nosenolimits]

Aww, what're you talkin' about. They love me.

[papillondejade]

I'm not seeing it, sir.

[nosenolimits]

They've fainted from the ecstasy.

[papillondejade]

Tsk!

I hope you're not going to be living in there; you'll be miserable when it rains!

[nosenolimits]

Don't plan on being here that long.

[papillondejade]

...ohhhh boy. How many times I've heard that one...

[nosenolimits]

And why don't I like the sound of that...

[papillondejade]

Ah, well, maybe you'll be lucky.

[nosenolimits]

Maybe on a ten point day.