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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[zerozerogrump]

...

[zerozerogrump]

Didn't see this one coming.

[nosenolimits]

...

[nosenolimits]

['cuse me gonna collapse now]

hey

[hench_wench]

[polite applause]

[nosenolimits]

[wincing and sitting up]

What? That's it? No ten outta ten?

[hench_wench]

I'll give it a seven and a half. Points off for a sloppy landing. Need a hand up?

[nosenolimits]

Wouldn't wanna trouble a pretty thing like you.

[totally needs help. what is he even talking about]

[crisscrossing]

HOLY fuck!

[nosenolimits]

didn't do it

[crisscrossing]

[looking for a way to get down to you ffff]

Are you--dude. Are you okay?!

[nosenolimits]

[unsure. . .]

--Don't come down here. I got it.

[miracles_grow]

D-don't move! Hold on!

[nosenolimits]

[STANDING UP AND GRINNING]

Flesh wound!

[nevermind falling back down on his ass]

[miracles_grow]

I said don't move!

[gets into the crater with him to get a better look at the trouble]

[nosenolimits]

... now why'd you have to go and do that?

[kind of backing up]

[purple_pliers]

[...at this point she just carried a first aid kit and a small fire extinguisher in a backpack pretty much all the time. PEERS INTO THE HOLE]

I say. Are you all right?

[nosenolimits]

[lopsided grin]

If I say yes would you believe me?

[purple_pliers]

Probably not. Hang on.

[time to climb into this whole and check you for injuries, new guy!]

[nosenolimits]

[why are there people. what is happen.]

Tell me this doesn't happen every Friday.