Free crater with every purchase.

[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[crisscrossing]

HOLY fuck!

[nosenolimits]

didn't do it

[crisscrossing]

[looking for a way to get down to you ffff]

Are you--dude. Are you okay?!

[nosenolimits]

[unsure. . .]

--Don't come down here. I got it.

[crisscrossing]

[COMIN' DOWN ANYWAY. gracefully. like a dying wildebeest.]

Jesus. Uh! Can you get up? Maybe?

[nosenolimits]

[KEEPING SO MUCH DISTANCE]

I'm good. Thanks.

Who the hell are you?

[crisscrossing]

[tiny and nonthreatening!!]

Hanna, I'm--okay whoa, priorities!

[nosenolimits]

[DON'T CARE GO AWAY]

Said I'm fine. [limping to the edge and looking up]

[crisscrossing]

Youuu are not fine.

[nosenolimits]

[this look forever]

So, yeah, what're you gonna do about it?

[crisscrossing]

Help? Look, there's a free hospital here and everything. You don't need to be stubborn about it.

[nosenolimits]

[sigh]

Thanks, but I'm gonna pass on that one.

[crisscrossing]

Why?

[nosenolimits]

Don't think I can get a beer there, that's why.

[crisscrossing]

So stop at the bar on the way there.

[nosenolimits]

What, you buyin'?