Hello, ladies. And gentlemen. And others.

[on_a_horse]

Hello campers, counselors, and others

Comments

[blowsurmind]

Okay, so like. What if you're a girl?

[on_a_horse]

That is quite the display! You have a fascinating talent there, Jubilee.

[blowsurmind]

This coming from a guy who was juggling tortoises.

[on_a_horse]

Don't be modest there, young lady! Even I could use some practice, although I prefer to use my smile to do so. What do you say to a future session of exchanging skills?

[blowsurmind]

Sure!

[on_a_horse]

Excellent! I will certainly contact you in the near future for this!

[blowsurmind]

Can I pet your horse?

[on_a_horse]

Of course.

He also happens to be fond of sugar cubes, the little devil.

[on_a_horse]

[neighs]

[blowsurmind]

I don't have any on me, though. [ pets anyway ]

[on_a_horse]

The poor guy will have to get over his disappointment by fighting off genetically over-modified vegetables for a snack later.

[blowsurmind]

Wow, even your horse can do tricks.

[on_a_horse]

It comes from an upbringing of healthy exercise involving man-eating manatees, a strict walking vegetable diet, and relaxation in secluded hot springs. Among other trade secrets.

[blowsurmind]

Wowie zowie, I want a horse like that.

[on_a_horse]

If you do catch one, you'll need to be very strict with him - one day of slack and suddenly he's an average, boulder-pushing horse.

[blowsurmind]

Well, we can't have that happen.