Hello, ladies. And gentlemen. And others.

[on_a_horse]

Hello campers, counselors, and others

Comments

[u_jerk]

Aw, crap. Now everyone's gonna know I'm a fake man.

[on_a_horse]

I assure you, with the scent of Old Spice body wash, your insecurities will be reasonably covered up.

[u_jerk]

You can smell my insecurities?

[on_a_horse]

Insecurities, hormones, secret magical powers, unintentional flatulence - whatever you wish to call it, it can be smelled.

However, random male camper, with the use of Old Spice, its detection can be greatly reduced. Would you like a complimentary sample-sized pouch?

[musclebeast_nut]

[> Equius: Accept complimentary towel from the fragrant human.]

D --> Your offer is very gracious, human
D --> I a%ept it

[on_a_horse]

Here you go, creature who speaks in a different font!

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Cease your 100dicrous nonsense speak
D --> I will not hear it

[on_a_horse]

Of course you cannot. Font, unfortunately, can only be heard on a frequency that trained dogs, bats, killer whales, random audience members and puppeteers.

Oh, and me. It's a honed skill.

And as one who is still learning the names of each and every person I can, may I know yours?

[asterisking]

Is this a gag?

[on_a_horse]

No, but this is.

[asterisking]

Oh?

[on_a_horse]

Yes. Though if you really want a gag, the complimentary towels may be an appropriate substitute! Would you like one?

[pussyfortono]

. . .

[on_a_horse]

And dot dot dot to you too, random male camper!

[pussyfortono]

Shiba Takeru.

[on_a_horse]

Hello there, Shiba Takeru! Would you be interested in a complimentary sample-sized pouch of Old Spice scented body wash and slash or a towel? They're free.

[blowsurmind]

Okay, so like. What if you're a girl?

[on_a_horse]

Girls are also welcome to use Old Spice scented body wash. In fact, I have more than enough samples for every man, woman, child and other who may want one.

Using it may leave you very manly-scented, however, and it is recommended that before acting on any manly urges you may suddenly develop, you first check if any unscented man is hanging around, in case it may shame him.

[blowsurmind]

I'll take it just because I want to see what happens after I use it.

[on_a_horse]

Excellent, random female camper! Would you also like a bath towel?

Additionally, is there a name I should address you by, or will 'random female camper' suffice for future man-scented interactions?