Hello, ladies. And gentlemen. And others.

[on_a_horse]

Hello campers, counselors, and others

Comments

[blowsurmind]

Okay, so like. What if you're a girl?

[on_a_horse]

Girls are also welcome to use Old Spice scented body wash. In fact, I have more than enough samples for every man, woman, child and other who may want one.

Using it may leave you very manly-scented, however, and it is recommended that before acting on any manly urges you may suddenly develop, you first check if any unscented man is hanging around, in case it may shame him.

[blowsurmind]

I'll take it just because I want to see what happens after I use it.

[on_a_horse]

Excellent, random female camper! Would you also like a bath towel?

Additionally, is there a name I should address you by, or will 'random female camper' suffice for future man-scented interactions?

[blowsurmind]

Sure.

You can call me Jubilee.

[on_a_horse]

A pleasure to meet you, Jubilee!

[hands you a manly-scented towel wrapped around a complimentary package!]

Is there anything else I could help you with, preferably revolving around the advertising of Old Spice products?

[blowsurmind]

Nice to meetcha, too, Old Spice Man.

I dunno, can you do tricks?

[on_a_horse]

If by trick you mean juggling giant tortoises with one hand and using the other to compose a classical piano masterpiece while balancing Wall Street's financial books in my head, with my eyes closed, then yes.

[he may be doing this now.]

[on_a_horse]

If by trick you mean a sexual favour for money, I'm afraid my corporate sponsors would frown on such exchanges

[blowsurmind]

Okay, I like the first part better.

[on_a_horse]

It's a talent worth developing, if only for the sheer dexterity and manly sweat you work up.

How about you, Jubilee? Do you have any non-sexual tricks?

[blowsurmind]

I'm a mutant.

[on_a_horse]

I am a non-discriminating but everyday, ordinary, manly-scented man, and blink in slight bemusement at your statement.

[blowsurmind]

I can combust molecules.

[on_a_horse]

Interesting! May I view a minor demonstration?

[blowsurmind]

Sure!