ITP: derping around in the library

[theninquisition]

[Sometimes you lose your life's purpose, and instead of telling anyone about it you start trying to find something else to fill that space

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[purple_pliers]

[browsing a technical manual of some kind]

Did you find what you're looking for?

[theninquisition]

I'm afraid I haven't yet, as I am not certain what exactly I'd like to find.

[purple_pliers]

Just browsing?

[theninquisition]

Much to my misfortune, it seems.

[inurakuma]

Why are you looking at dirty books?

[theninquisition]

[jdshdf] I'm not, they simply happen to be in my way!

[inurakuma]

In your way of what, more dirty cookbooks?

[He's snickering.]

[theninquisition]

Of course not! I am trying to find a simple hobby book. In any case what are you doing in this section?

[This is not appropriate for children!! attempting to guide you somewhere less full-of-terrible]

[bronevolence]

...how appropriately vulgar of camp.

[theninquisition]

I'm not certain I would say it is appropriate in any context...

[bronevolence]

Appropriate as in "conforming to the standards I've come to expect here," I should say.

...in any other context, I would certainly have to agree with you.

[newfangled]

... I don't think I've ever wanted to know less.

[actionpainting]

You're not in the least bit curious about how you're supposed to knit a phallic sea creature?

[newfangled]

Let me think...

... No.

[actionpainting]

No one in this camp has an appreciation for terrible and potentially scarring things.

[emoclonetype]

*a moody psychic pokemon is passing by... and pausing to cock his head curiously to see what it is you're so intently looking at*

[theninquisition]

[Or trying not to look at. Why is everything on this shelf terrible.]

[emoclonetype]

*because it's camp?*

I was not aware that sea creatures were considered "phallic".