ITP: derping around in the library

[theninquisition]

[Sometimes you lose your life's purpose, and instead of telling anyone about it you start trying to find something else to fill that space

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[newfangled]

... I don't think I've ever wanted to know less.

[actionpainting]

You're not in the least bit curious about how you're supposed to knit a phallic sea creature?

[newfangled]

Let me think...

... No.

[actionpainting]

No one in this camp has an appreciation for terrible and potentially scarring things.

[newfangled]

Truly a mystery for the ages.

[actionpainting]

Will the answer ever be found? Who knows! I don't, and it's not really high priority on my list of camp mysteries, so it's pretty unlikely that I ever will.

[newfangled]

I'm sure you'll survive somehow.

[actionpainting]

Oh, probably.

So how familiar are you with this library?

[newfangled]

Kind of...? Usually I just come here to work.

[actionpainting]

Which means you do or do not know where the psychopathic books like to hang out?

[newfangled]

... Are you looking for the books or for a warning?

[actionpainting]

For the books! I want to see 'em for myself.

[newfangled]

No way. I'm not being held responsible if you come back minus a finger.

[actionpainting]

Come on, Conrad, I can take a book in a fight. And if on the off chance I do lose a limb or something you will not be blamed!

[newfangled]

I think they move. But I remember at least one over in art history.

[actionpainting]

Excellent. The hunt has begun!