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[drunken_sorcery]

Hey, you.

Any chance I could convince you to catch me a zombie? Alive. As alive as they get, I mean.

I could offer a reward.

((ooc: Aaaand slowing down for the night, thanks guys! I will pick up all threads tomorrow.))

Comments

[whenurgood2nana]

Hold out until he offers something really good.

[inurakuma]

Well duh, I'm not gonna do it for something crummy. He still owes me for two missed birthdays.

[whenurgood2nana]

*Ruffles his hair*

You don't have to do errands for him. If you want something, just tell me.

[inurakuma]

[TSUN TSUN look awayyyy]

I don't need nothing, I was just bored and was gonna do it if he would give something good.

[whenurgood2nana]

Is that so? If you're bored then you should practice.

[inurakuma]

I would, but my fingers hurt. I keep catching 'em on the strings and now they're all red.

[whenurgood2nana]

Oh, don't worry about that. You'll build up callouses the more you practice and then it won't hurt anymore.

[inurakuma]

But callouses are gross, they're all puffy and make puss when they pop.

[whenurgood2nana]

Those are blisters.

[inurakuma]

Oh. So I won't get that stuff on my fingers?

Because it'd be kinda cool to shoot stuff out of my fingers at people whenever I want to. Just sayin'.

[whenurgood2nana]

...it's not like Spiderman either.

[inurakuma]

No, it's COOLER than Spiderman. The ability to gross out anyone!

[Holds up his hands and wiggles his fingers menacingly at Nana]

[whenurgood2nana]

*Wiggles her own back at him*

Careful or I'll get my callouses all over you. Ewww.

[inurakuma]

Callouses ain't got nothin' on blisters! Blisters are all lumpy and weird and they hurt, so they're much worse!

[yes this is a contest shut up]

[whenurgood2nana]

You don't even have those though.

[inurakuma]

[He stops, then he pulls back his fingers and looks at them.]

Oh.

Well I have REAL superpowers anyway, so it don't matter.