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[drunken_sorcery]

Hey, you.

Any chance I could convince you to catch me a zombie? Alive. As alive as they get, I mean.

I could offer a reward.

((ooc: Aaaand slowing down for the night, thanks guys! I will pick up all threads tomorrow.))

Comments

[my_pleasure]

Big bad Exorcist General can't handle it himself, eh?

[drunken_sorcery]

Hey, there's no way in hell I'm going to touch those things. They're filthy.

[my_pleasure]

Really? Is that all it takes? I'll be sure to tell the Earl.

[drunken_sorcery]

I'd have no problem shooting at something filthy, of course. In fact I think I'd be more inclined to shoot.

[hitme_baby]

Is it candy?

[drunken_sorcery]

It could be, if that's what you want.

[hitme_baby]

Yes! ...Please. Yes please!

[drunken_sorcery]

... You sure you can handle it, though, kid?

[littlestsoldier]

Don't be lazy.

[drunken_sorcery]

It's not laziness. It's hygiene.

[littlestsoldier]

Don't be a girl then.

[drunken_sorcery]

Hmm. I'd rather be a girl than get some horrible zombie disease, I think.

[healerhat]

You don't know how to catch one yourself?

[drunken_sorcery]

Sure I do. I just don't want to.

[healerhat]

Why not?

[drunken_sorcery]

Because they're disgusting.

[keepsontrucking]

No matter how you look at it, that sounds shady.

[drunken_sorcery]

It's for the pursuit of science, if that makes you feel better.

[keepsontrucking]

It doesn't really change my opinion one way or the other.

[drunken_sorcery]

Think what you'd like, as long as you catch me a zombie.