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[drunken_sorcery]

Hey, you.

Any chance I could convince you to catch me a zombie? Alive. As alive as they get, I mean.

I could offer a reward.

((ooc: Aaaand slowing down for the night, thanks guys! I will pick up all threads tomorrow.))

Comments

[littlestsoldier]

Don't be lazy.

[drunken_sorcery]

It's not laziness. It's hygiene.

[littlestsoldier]

Don't be a girl then.

[drunken_sorcery]

Hmm. I'd rather be a girl than get some horrible zombie disease, I think.

[littlestsoldier]

You should wear your hair in pigtails then.

[drunken_sorcery]

Oh, but I don't think pigtails would go well with my complexion. *Lazy hair flick*

[littlestsoldier]

But they suit your delicate self so well!

[drunken_sorcery]

Oh, but I'm sure my family wouldn't approve, they're so old-fashioned.

[littlestsoldier]

Just tell 'em you're not that little girl anymore and they'll have to accept it.

[drunken_sorcery]

Oh no, they'd never listen to a timid girl like me. They'd call it a phase or whatever the hell it is parents say to teenagers.

[littlestsoldier]

Your guess is as good as mine.

[drunken_sorcery]

Never was good with kids. Or parents.

[littlestsoldier]

Kids in Heaven don't have parents in the sense that humans do. And if they do? We have to kill them. The kid, that is. The parents get branded.

[drunken_sorcery]

That so? Sounds kind of rough.

[littlestsoldier]

Yeah, but it's not like they don't know the rules.

[drunken_sorcery]

Mmm. Doesn't sound like the sort of rule that's meant to be broken, either.