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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[INCOMING FLYING KICK...!!]

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[PULLS AWAY AND DUCKS.]

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AAAARGH! STOP MOVING AWAY, DAMN IT!

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Seriously?

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[oh a thing ...]

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Help . . . !

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[shuffles a little... !

.......... in the opposite direction!]

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[IN SUCH DISTRESS!!]

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[WATCHING

KIND OF INTENTLY]

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. . .

Do you plan on doing anything?

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Oh, is the scene over?

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It's not really a . . . scene . . .

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[Taking a picture :)]

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- I do want a cut from whatever you get for that.

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Oh, art is something you simply cannot put a price tag on.

However, if you do desire a cut, I'd be more than happy to oblige with one... of sorts.

[Oh my, where'd all those stationery supplies come from?]

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[looks, still holding Jesse]

And what are you going to do with that?

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--Jesse?!

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[. . . crap.]

- Ouka!

Hi.

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Should I find someone to rescue you?

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. . . you realize that if this were an actual emergency, I'd probably be dead by now. Right?