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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[blindstheworld]

--Jesse?!

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[. . . crap.]

- Ouka!

Hi.

[blindstheworld]

Should I find someone to rescue you?

[boldstarring]

. . . you realize that if this were an actual emergency, I'd probably be dead by now. Right?

[blindstheworld]

Yes, but you did not appear to be wounded yet. Furthermore, as I am currently unarmed and cannot use offensive zaiphon, I would not have been able to do much if you were.

[boldstarring]

I'm not actually in trouble, Ouka.

[blindstheworld]

I am relieved to hear that.

[boldstarring]

Damon wouldn't actually hurt me.

[blindstheworld]

He is a friend of yours?

[boldstarring]

That's right. He's helping me with an acting exercise.

[blindstheworld]

Pretending to be in trouble?

[boldstarring]

I need to work on that. It's not exactly in my wheelhouse, and an actor should be versatile.

[blindstheworld]

What types of scenes are your forte?

[vampsuckudry]

. . . One of his friends?

[blindstheworld]

Yes. May I ask why you are threatening him?

[vampsuckudry]

I was bored. He needed practice. Do the math.