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[mechabro]

[ you are now wearing a plain white shirt with black text on it that says: Hello my name is ___ and I ______

sort of like this big cyborg guy here: Hello my name is FRANKY and I AM FUELED BY COLA ]

I had a feelin' this kinda thing would happen soon.

(ooc: mingle and stuff because i will be in and out and whatever. :U)

Comments

[watchmycannon]

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[soviet_catboy]

Yep!

You have questions, I have shrugs and "I have no idea"s.

[watchmycannon]

Camp simply being creative with you, then?

[soviet_catboy]

Well, there is kind of a story behind it? But the end of the story is still "this makes no sense and I'm sorry."

[watchmycannon]

Well, now I am quite curious.

[soviet_catboy]

Haha, I get that.

Okay, so, I'm a robot--that's a mechanical person, if you don't know, because not everyone does--and originally, I was supposed to be a girl, so there's a lot of shit in my head that's probably meant to make me girly. But the people who were building me didn't know what, you know, girls are like, so at some point they just decided to make me a guy instead. But they didn't start from scratch, so I'm sort of... still part girl, I guess!

They're kind of assholes but whatever, I'm good.

[watchmycannon]

They didn't... know what women... are like.

[soviet_catboy]

Not really! They're nerds, you know. Never had a girlfriend, probably couldn't even talk to girls.

[watchmycannon]

[No, I have no idea what you're talking about]

--Couldn't talk to them? Whyever not?

[soviet_catboy]

Uuuh because hormones and being a nervous teenage loser? Probably?

Haha, you've never had trouble talking to someone you liked?

[watchmycannon]

--Specific people, yes. An entire gender, no.

[soviet_catboy]

Then you're better off than they are. Not that that's hard, really...

[watchmycannon]

It does sound that way.

[soviet_catboy]

But! That's what the signs talking about.

[watchmycannon]

Well, at least it is not complete fabrication, then. I'm not sure that is preferable, though.

[soviet_catboy]

I figure explaining it myself and not getting mad sort of... one-ups Camp, you know?