itp: education!

[exuberitionist]

[Anybody near the mess-hall today might see a somewhat usual sight; somebody has been handcuffed to a stand, again. This time, the somebody is Kanbaru, the handcuffs are fluffy, and the sign reads

(HOMO)SEX ED!

with various brochures of a dubious nature available on it; Kanbaru herself is reading one.]

Comments

[lipstickittoyou]

What can I say? Camp loves pamphlets.

[always_on_call]

These aren't really educational.

[lipstickittoyou]

I wouldn't think so. Camp mystery brochures rarely are.

[always_on_call]

[offers her the one he's looking at]

[lipstickittoyou]

Do I even want to know...

*Sighs and takes it, flipping through*

[always_on_call]

Absolutely not.

[lipstickittoyou]

*PUTS IT BACK DOWN*

[always_on_call]

I guess an education in pornography is still an education.

[lipstickittoyou]

Camp is on a sex kick lately...Parker was watching porn in the messhall the other day, actually. I remember because I wanted pizza.

[always_on_call]

You know, I remember when we weren't allowed porn here.

I feel old.

[lipstickittoyou]

Hmmmmmm...there it is! I think I see a gray hair!

[always_on_call]

--Don't even joke about that, Kotobuki, I'll cut you.

[lipstickittoyou]

No, you wouldn't.

[always_on_call]

I might. A man's youth is his pride.

[lipstickittoyou]

Zero would make your life Hell.

[always_on_call]

I am actually not worried about that.