itp: education!

[exuberitionist]

[Anybody near the mess-hall today might see a somewhat usual sight; somebody has been handcuffed to a stand, again. This time, the somebody is Kanbaru, the handcuffs are fluffy, and the sign reads

(HOMO)SEX ED!

with various brochures of a dubious nature available on it; Kanbaru herself is reading one.]

Comments

[lipstickittoyou]

What can I say? Camp loves pamphlets.

[lipstickittoyou]

Your sister would make your life Hell. More than usual.

[always_on_call]

My sister isn't here anymore.

[lipstickittoyou]

You might summon her from beyond the barrier. Oh, and I would let Akiha off of work so he could stalk you full time.

[always_on_call]

Just don't do it again.

[lipstickittoyou]

Don't worry, I was just teasing. You look as young and lovely as ever and will continue to for far longer than is natural for most humans.

[always_on_call]

Damn straight.

[lipstickittoyou]

So what have you been up to?

[always_on_call]

I think I vanished into my office for a month again.

[lipstickittoyou]

.............

[always_on_call]

Oh, don't, I had a totally valid reason this time.

[lipstickittoyou]

Which wassss?

[always_on_call]

Let me think one up.

[lipstickittoyou]

That's what I thought.

[always_on_call]

It's okay, I'm lying. I actually did that counselling thing.

[lipstickittoyou]

I gave a bunch of people make-overs.