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[TONIGHT, AT A TABLE IN THE MESS HALL: BOARDGAMES. More specifically, Battleship, Connect Four, and Guess Who. Also, someone looking at you expectantly. YEAH, YOU.]

Pick one! It'll take, what, ten minutes, tops? And otherwise we're all just gonna die of boredom, so let's do this thing.

(( SLOWING DOWNNNNnnn ))

Comments

[littlestsoldier]

I don't know how to play...

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Thennn let's try Connect Four! Super easy.

[littlestsoldier]

*Taking a seat*

Alright. What do I do then?

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First things first! Red or black?

[littlestsoldier]

Ah, red?

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Red it is! You can even start, I'm generous. The goal is to get four in a row, up and down or across or diagonal.

[littlestsoldier]

What is this? A game for children? That's too easy!

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It's not supposed to be hard.

[littlestsoldier]

What's the point then?

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... Oookay! Guess Who, then!

[littlestsoldier]

And how does that go?

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Basically, there're a ton of cards with drawings of random people, and you have to guess which one the other player picked by yes or no questions. It sounds lame but it's hilarious, I swear.

[littlestsoldier]

Hilarious? It sounds a little more interesting at least. Okay, let's play.

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[draws his card]

[littlestsoldier]

*Likewise. JIIIII...*

These drawings are kind of creepy...

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Yeah, sort of. --I'll start off! Are they wearinggg... glasses?