itp: life without internet :(

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[TONIGHT, AT A TABLE IN THE MESS HALL: BOARDGAMES. More specifically, Battleship, Connect Four, and Guess Who. Also, someone looking at you expectantly. YEAH, YOU.]

Pick one! It'll take, what, ten minutes, tops? And otherwise we're all just gonna die of boredom, so let's do this thing.

(( SLOWING DOWNNNNnnn ))

Comments

[littlestsoldier]

I don't know how to play...

[littlestsoldier]

No.

Does yours have a beard?

[crisscrossing]

It's beard-ish? I'm gonna go with yes! Is yours a girl?

[littlestsoldier]

Yes.

Does yours have black hair?

[crisscrossing]

[flips most of the pieces down]

Guilty as charged! Hat?

[littlestsoldier]

No.

Is yours Philip?

[crisscrossing]

...

Nnnnno?

[littlestsoldier]

Lying is bad.

[crisscrossing]

[flips his card around. IT IS INDEED PHILIP]

[littlestsoldier]

That was easy!