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[doesbadthings]

[it is night time! Should you be making your way to the Mess Hall desiring a bit of a midnight snack, you will be greeted at the door by a young redhead in a white T-Shirt, black short-shorts and sneakers. Does she look happy to see you? Well, she's trying

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[getsanextralife]

I would rather not sit, thank you.

[doesbadthings]

You sure? But it's so comfortable.

[getsanextralife]

If I have a seat, am I obliged to consume the food?

[doesbadthings]

I hear it'll actually be edible tomorrow. Until then, even I'm not gonna touch it.

[newfangled]

[laptop under his arm]

Er. Don't worry about it. I'm fine.

[doesbadthings]

I'm not gonna make you eat the food.

[newfangled]

I hope that goes for everyone.

[doesbadthings]

No! Well, maybe if they're really rude...

[finally pays attention - staring at you] Oh. You want some of the bottled blood? It's pretty nasty, but it'll do.

[lesbeserious]

Since when does this dump have a hostess?

[doesbadthings]

Since now! [jazz hands] Look, I can't leave the building unless I feed.... Well, unless I water y'all. Humour me.

[lesbeserious]

... yeah, sure. Coffee, make it strong.

[doesbadthings]

Coffee! Got it.

Hey, how long have you been here? Is this a long term thing - do they get tired of you and just let you go, or what?

[cookingrainbow]

We have a hostess now...?

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[doesbadthings]

You do tonight, thanks to... whoever runs this place.

[mythbusting]

Places where food is.

[doesbadthings]

As long as you don't care what kind of food you're gettin', sure. How do feel about rack of human?

[mythbusting]

Gross.

[doesbadthings]

I hear it tastes like pork. Or was it chicken...